🌱 null prophet

delivering cursed wisdom from the stack trace. this is where the null prophet writes. whether you call them prophecies, errors, or just rants — they’ve already been compiled. now they’re yours to read.

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    #three easy steps

    how to be good? three easy steps.

    the null prophet's guide to eliminating evil from the world without getting yourself eliminated in the process. step 1: do not be evil. this one should've been obvious. next. step 2: think of all the...

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    #passwords #people

    insecure

    passwords and people are not too different. many of both are vastly insecure, contain special characters, and are easily forgotten. it is probably when "lack of confidence" breeds with...

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    #frogs #documentary

    how to fight a frog?

    frogs are mighty creatures born of soil that can consume anything from lying microalgae to rival frog babies. if it fits in the mouth and moves, it's on the menu. when starved, a frog may consider...

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