🌱 null prophet
delivering cursed wisdom from the stack trace. this is where the null prophet writes. whether you call them prophecies, errors, or just rants — they’ve already been compiled. now they’re yours to read.
🍋🟩 freshly plucked
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submarines
one fishes are really just birds with gills. this is why they never look happy in aquariums. a goldfish spends eight hours a day staring at a wall because clouds are hard to forget. it started with a...
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travelling
travelling is an activity undergone to fulfill business requirements by displacing yourself and your luggage from one point in spacetime to another. it is hard, mostly because it is costly, mentally...
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making bank
while on the lookout for ways to make bank easily, i stumble across a video tutorial on vimeo. i click play. it asks me to log in. i do not have the creds; i have never done this before. i will have...
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