how to be good? three easy steps.

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the null prophet's guide to eliminating evil from the world without getting yourself eliminated in the process.

step 1: do not be evil.

this one should've been obvious. next.

step 2: think of all the bad that exists.

make a set out of it. (that'll ensure uniqueness among the elements.) put a not gate in front of it. that'll show them who the real boss is!

step 3: pretend you're good...

and keep pretending.

and that’s how you be good in three easy steps.

issued in the public interest by the silent orchard.