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what's a balding pigeon to do?
what's a balding pigeon to do? cry over the loss of his hair. figure out why he cannot cry every day. defend his children from intruders — basically every pigeon who's not wife or previously raised...
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the physics of presence
dear mrj., these are the lies i choose to believe in: the truth always wins. silence speaks louder than words when the time is right. i am omnipresent. dead people watch me from above. um, here's...
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intersection
sometimes, i don't know what i am talking about (A). other times, people don't know what i am talking about (B). we bond over the shared confusion my speech instills. here's the venn diagram...
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how to get disappointed constantly? three easy steps.
an easy to follow "how to" guide by the null prophet (subject matter expert, disappointment). set unrealistic expectations. attempt to control the uncontrollables. let your present be...
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astronauts
i've never wanted to be an astronaut. people think being one is cool. i think so too. but i cannot be cool professionally (only personally!), so i had to find cooler things like sheriff domestic,...
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