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the chemistry of presence
dear mrj., are you up for a discussion? does the pencil know how many pages you’ve written with it? do the pages remember the corrections you made? does the chair you sit on sigh when you shift in...
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does a tap remember?
does a tap remember who forgot to close it? does it know whose bottle it filled last? out of reach, i see it every day. does it sense all the people who passed? does it sometimes dream of crying? or...
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everyone wakes up at 7; i don't
i bought a blank notebook once. it isn’t blank anymore. i've filled pages of it with things meant to be shared with an "appropriate audience" when the time comes. but the time never comes....
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how to take a break from a break? three easy steps.
the null prophet's guide to efficiency. step 1: pretend there is no break. question the entire hecking existence of the concept. ask (out loud): “what the [duck] even is a break?” if you manage to...
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the pants
the other day, i saw a person wearing pants. i know it's super common to see someone wearing pants if you are in the same environment as me—where wearing jeans is frowned upon and can even lead to...
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